Democrats Say What, Again, Octu-Ratings-Distractions, and Damn the Bong Boys

The stimulus will pass the house with *gasp* no Republican votes. In addition, Judd Gregg the Republican Senator whom Obama appointed to Commerce Secretary(after Richardosn was forced to drop out due to legal troubles) has decided to withdraw from considederation for that position, due to “ideological and philosophical differences with Obama".

I actually think that this whole Bi-partisan, dog and pony show wasn’t necessarily a bad idea. It helped further the perception that Obama is trying to move past the meaningless political posturing and bickering that is the “culture” of D.C.

The truth is however, that most of these Republicans are not principled or decent conservatives, let alone decent human monkeys. No these mutant fuckers only care about them and theirs and revel in causing as much a fuss as possible.

Year after year, the Republicans have used the simplest school yard trick imaginable, the “faggot says what defense”.

Democrats can make the most logical, truthful and passionate argument they want(though they rarely do) on healthcare, the economy or whatever. It doesn’t matter.

Like Clockwork the Republicans respond with a slightly more sophisticated way of saying, “faggot says what”.

They marginalize, mock and make the Democrats look like ineffectual, pompous sissies. And like clockwork, the Democrats say, “what”, and look like ineffectual, pompous sissies.

I pray now, that since the “honeymoon is over”, that when Republicans use this tried and true “Faggot says what” attack, Democrats actually begin to grow a pair and show the Republicans the foot that will promptly be up their ass. Oh and then ACTUALLY break off a foot in that ass.

We’ll see.

In other news, The Octumom has been the single greatest media ratings ploy/distraction I have seen in a while. Obviously, the woman is Batshit, and her fertility “doctor” deserves to have his license stripped while he has rotten vegetagles thrown at his head, firmly locked in the stockades.

Obviously this is great fodder for Limaughites and those that seek to demonize poverty assistance as going to batshit and lazy mothers of 14 kids. And she’s not black so bonus, yo can argue this without seeming inherently racist.

Point is, this woman’s story is sick and sad, those kids are most certainly going to be fucked up for life, and the only reason we are talking about this is the Soft Media Industrial Complex lives for this kind of shit, and payed her a hefty check to do an “interview”.

All you Katie Couric, Oprah, Larry Kings and your staffers, I hope you take the time to reflect on how sad and pathetic your jobs are.

And finally, The Michael Phelps Bongtraversy keeps getting dumber. The local police has decided to clamp down, and get to the bottom of what happened at that Party, where *gasp* college kids were smoking weed.

The cops so far have arrested 8 people for a total of less that one ounce of marijuana, a ticket where I live(for one person). Aside from the fact that of course these resources could be better used to, I don’t know, investigate rapes or burglaries, these idiot asshole cops are just plain fucking stupid.

1. The photo in question has no smoke in the chamber. It is a photo of someone holding a water pipe. Even if there were smoke in the chamber and it was clear he was smoking, there is no way to prove he was smoking something illegal(or he knew he was smoking something illegal).
2. It is not illegal to be high. It is only illegal to possess or distribute drugs, it is not illegal to be under the influence of them(although it is illegal to do certain things while under the influence, like drive). That means unless you catch someone with drugs on them, unless they are publicaly intoxicated, you have nothing on them.
3. What kind of donut-sucking, pork-monkey would be dumb enough to make such high profile arrests, attract all this media attention, without checking with the DA to see if ANY OF THIS WILL BE VALID AND USABLE IN COURT. EVEN IF YOU ARE ABLE TO CONVICT ONE OR TWO OF THE EIGHT FUCKING PEOPLE ARRESTED OF SIMPLE POSSESSION, THE REST OF THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO SUE YOUR DEPARTMENT WITH A REAL SOLID CASE. YOU PUT YOURSELVES IN JEPORADY OF A LAWSUIT SO YOU CAN BUST SOME KIDS SMOKING WEED? HOW AMAZINGLY FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?

Damn you Bong Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!