Monday, May 26, 2008

Dancing With the Pols: Bailemos(Hillary Gets Down in PR).

I think that after this election cycle ABC should start a new show called,"Dancing with the Pols". It will be a place were losing politicians and B list advisers will have a chance to strut their stuff and finally win something. Well so here it is program Director of ABC Broadcasting; my Monday Memorial Day Moment of Zen, Hillary dancing her problems away in Puerto Rico.

It seems she learned from PA and Ohio in that people apparently like their leaders to chugalug down the sauce. It TOTALLY shows you are not elitist. And judging by the damn near 40oz in her hand, Size does matter. That Bottle says, "If you don't give a damn, I don't give a f@$%".

But the Dancing, come on. Hillary, the poet fat joe said it best,"We don't dance, we just pull up our pants(suit) and lean back; lean back". You should have heeded that advice.





Why are you closing your eyes? That is dangerous while dancing. Maybe you internally cringed at the sheer ridiculousity of these shenanigans as I did. Or maybe you were just feeling the song.


Whatever it is, please don't do it again. It's as bad as Karl Rove's rap career.